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Constable - It may appear to run off the tongue but, surprisingly, Constable, will not be accepted as a baby name. 

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Saint - Saint may be one of the West/Kardashian brood, the name may work in the good old U.S of A, but not in the AU.

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Satan - If you wish to call you child Satan, you have bigger problems than the authorities banning the name.

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Emperor - This is an outrage! Emperor Jones sounds amazing. 

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Captain - Captain Tipsy would have made a great name. 

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Duke - Duke sounds like a cool guy.

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God - Well, God certainly has a special ring to it!?

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Prince - Prince Charming simply doesn't exist.

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Chief - Chief baby reporting for duty.

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Admiral - Seafaring babies cannot be called Admiral.

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Major - Major blow for elaborate baby names.

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King - Half of the Australian population would be called King if this was allowed as a name.

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ANZAC - ANZAC and baby names do not mix, need we say any more?

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Sergeant - Sergeant Poopy Pants has arrived.

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Australia - As patriotic as Australia is, it could cause a myriad of problems for the poor child. 

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Bishop - Bishop Damp Nappy is ready for his close up.

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Brigadier - I say old chap, it's simply not cricket!

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Justice - Justice may sound nice and fair, but the powers that be have deemed it unacceptable. 

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Queen - We are all queens at heart.

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Seaman - Well, this is a good decision. 

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Baron - Baron sounds so grand.

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Cadet - Cadet Dribble at your service.

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Princess - Isn't this the unofficial nickname of all baby girls anyway?

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Corporal - Corporal Never Sleeping is here to tell you to have a great day.

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Christ - Safe to say this is a good choice of banned name.

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Commodore - Commodore Jones commands the seas and everything in it.

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Dame - I don't think there is enough room in the world for many more Dames, especially as we already have Dame Edna Everage. 

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General - General carries so many bossy expectations, no?

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Lieutenant - Lieutenant is way too hard to spell anyway - good ban choice.

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Judge - Judge would be judging you all day long. 

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Lord - Good Lord, we already have a MsLord from NZ taking that space. 

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Corporal - Corporal nonsense baby name, standing to attention. 

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President - Happy birthday, baby President. 

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Honour - Honour thy self, but not a baby name. 

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Officer - Officer at your service.

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Minister - Minister of the Lego. 

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Lady - Lady trouble more like it.

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Messiah - Not necessarily a bad idea this being on the banned list.

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Madam - Well, quite, little Madam. 

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Sister - Sister, a bad habit of a baby name to fall into.

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Mister - Mister tantrum to you, if you please. 

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Majesty - Majesty, whilst being majestic, would confuse the Queen's loyal subjects. 

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Father - Father, please hold your son, Father... nopes - too confusing. 

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Officer - An officer and a gentleman...

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Premier - Premier baby, master of his domain. 

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Prime Minister - Don't want them getting ideas above their station. 

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Sir - Arise, Sir cries-a-lot.

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Brother - Oh, Brother - no!

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