Stormy Daniels compared Donald Trump's penis to a Mario Kart character
In her book 'Full Disclosure'
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Stormy Daniels forthcoming book 'Full Disclosure' goes into FULL detail about her alleged sexual encounter with President Donald Trump. An early transcript of the book was released to The Guardian, and readers are obsessing about one very explicit excerpt in particular. Daniels compares Trump's genitalia to a character from the Mario Kart video game.
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Stormy writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f****ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” the excerpt reads. “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels wrote.
For reference: here's the "mushroom character" (Toad) in Mario Kart. ???????????? pic.twitter.com/OH0ThBUxjv— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 18, 2018
Raise your hand if your childhood has just been completely ruined. Daniels' tell-all book 'Full Disclosure' is set to release on October 2.
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